Welcome to the official paithyam training website!

Previously the Weirdo club, the paithyam gang was founded by Divya Rajasekhar. Every since then the business has grown marvelously, (three people joined) and we hope you do. Being normal is boring. Become a true paithyam! Our free course will help you specialize in the art of nose pressing, "geen"ing, hitting people in the "bonky", and If you buy the deluxe version, ($99.00,) You can learn how to excessively fart and make a career out of paithyamhood!

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